Friday, September 19, 2008

puh-lease....

LRB: I dreamt about spiders last night and kept waking up.

HB: Oh really? What was I doing?

LRB: Ugh. You don't exist in my dreams.

HB: Right. It's because I'm not a dream any more. I'm your reality. You lucky girl.

LRB: rolling eyes Can I puke now?

2 comments:

Angela said...

hahahaaa....

Da Fashionista said...

hee hee! i WISH mr. d didn't exist in my dreams. i'd mack down wtih christian bale instead of turning him down. f catholic guilt.