ms. new bootie (again)

As I was making pancakes last night (it was bfast for dinner night), my pervarazzi bf walks in to see me wearing my old navy bootie shorts. He starts chanting any number of misogynistic rap songs. Then he realizes that I'm not wearing my knee high tube socks and stops. "Oh. You're not wearing your socks. It's not the same. You look normal now."

Apparently when I have the magical socks on, I'm "LRB - Barely Legal".

I'm practically a super hero!